RULES-
The first rule of OC interview is that you do not talk about OC interview
The second rule of OC interview is that you may pick as many characters as you want.
The third rule of OC interview is that you do not HAVE to tag, but you may.
**All questions are to be answered in character**

Let the torture begin.




-  What is your name? - Lilith

2-  What is your quest? - *glare* ...

3-  WHERE WERE YOU ON THE NIGHT OF LAST MONDAY?! - ...home

4-  We were all wondering...how much wood WOULD a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? - *thinks* a lot

5-  If you had a million dollars right now, what would you do with it? - buy a new knife

6-  Penis? - O_o ...

7-  Red Rum? - Hi..hihih...*phycho face*

8-  Holy water? - ...erm...the horror ?

9-  If I were to poke you in the eyes right now, what would you do? - *killes and slices into pieces a guy* ...that -_-

10-  What is your current occupation? - serial criminal + ... wait ... PariS!Damio! What am i again ?

11-  Sounds riveting.  Do you like your job? - A lot =}

12-  Where did your parents go wrong in raising you? - everything ... -_-

13-  Speaking of your parents...are they proud of you, do they hate you, or are they neutral? - well , if they would be master mind criminals , phychos or drog dealers ..yeah , they would be ....Very Proud :}

14-  An old man leaps out of the woods and screams:  “IT'S DANGEROUS TO GO ALONE, TAKE THIS!”  What is he holding out to you? - A sweet bunny :"} and a gun ! X} *damio&paris : ok ... that's not the answer >.>*

15-  Do you take it? - heck yes :D ...both ...and use them in the same time ...guess what happens ...

16-  If you took it, what do you do with it?  If not, why in the WORLD did you not accept that old man's gift?! - 1. He's not my tipe ( if i woud't take it ) 2. let's say i tooked them . guess what happened

17-  You just got flushed down a toilet.  What is your reaction? - he's alredy dead , don't worry

18-  Alright...now if I were to open the airlock in your submarine, would you harm me? -  no , how could sweet me harm you ? you'd be definetly dead

19-  How about if I jettisoned you into space? - 1. find a way a back to the ship , 2 .... became your worst nightmare ... like everybody does

20-  Now what would you do if your significant other did either number 18 or number 19? - they woudn't dare ...

21-  Speaking of that significant other, who do you love? - ... that guy from the graveyard . Know him ? The one with the eye out of his head

22-  Do they feel the same way? - idk <3

23-  How did you meet your closest friend? - a weird thing O_o ( the conferance ... then i met a gay guy and a pretty unicorn poo )

24-  How did you end up where you are right now? - satan knows . ask him

25-  What's the most recent even that's changed your life? - ... erm ... my escape out of prison .. i think ...

26-  WHAT KEEPS PLANETS FROM CRASHING INTO EACH OTHER?! - satan knows . ask him

27-  What do you think about Justice? - too much death note

28-  What do you think about murder? - it's fun ! wanna see ? *grabs a knife *

29-  Ever killed anybody? - i think i lost the number ... around 1.540 .. i think

30-  Ever done something HORRIBLE to someone else? - ... you wanna  see for yourself ? btw . when you get to hell, say hi to mom

31-  Did you apologize? - do i look that stupid ? your gonna die

32-  Who (or what) is your nemesis? - Ze Gawd ( you're the smartass , guess how it is )

33-  Why do you hate them (or it) so much? - why does satan hate god ? ask him

34-  Where did you grow up? - ... in a big mansion

35-  Where do you live now? - same house

36-  Got any pet peeves? - no

37-  Got any pet waffles? - no

38-  Got any servants? - yes . an entire graveyard

39-  On a scale of one to ten, how innocent are you? - how , me ? i am an angel , darling *knife in the back* ( 1 XD )

40-  List some of the dirtier things you've done in your life. - ... decorated my house with blood , dead people etc ... is that bad ?

41-  I give you a fast car, some spray paint, a ski mask, and a Ouija board.  WHAT DO YOU DO? - *stares* *blink**stares*

42-  Are you superstitious? - depends

43-  Are you afraid of anything? - no >:}

44-  If you had to choose between saving your mother, or saving your best friend, which would it be? - best friend . my mom's dead

45-  I give you entry to any strip club in town!  Which one do you go to? - ...

46-  Hookers:  Do you sleep with them? - no

47-  If not, would you ever sleep with one?  If yes, then WHY? - no

48-  Battery acid: is it good for your skin? - yes :} it makes it squishy

49-  You and your lover (or best friend if you have no lover) are going on an all-expenses paid trip to anywhere in the UNIVERSE.  Where to? - Hell >XD

50-  Would you want to bring anyone else with you? - yes ^^ EVERYONE :3

51-  Drink of choice? - cofee

52-  Food of choice? - hm... i think i'm a vegetarian ,  but i do enjoy eating ... fear ( yes , demons fead theirselfs with the human fear etc)

53-  Favorite time of  - midnight ...

54-  If someone were going to kiss you, where on your body would you want them to do it? - lips

55-  The world is ending!  Pick someone to have sex (or if you're not skanky like that, make out) with! - ... i ... hat
...kissing
56-  The world is still ending!  Pick someone to hold your hand while you die! - idk ... damio&paris

57-  You are attacked by cannibals.  What body part should they eat first? - 1. i don't taste good and 2 ... they would be dead before they would even try

58-  You are attacked by zombies, and one is gnawing off your leg.  What do you do? - well ..considering their dead , i would take him off and take him home ( it's soo fun to torture someone that can't die >:} )

59-  Eat or be eaten?  - *glare*

60-  Has this interview confused you yet? - no ( paris : she is always confused , so ... sorry :P )

61-  Do you need an old priest and a young priest, or just two bananas with socks on them? 2 bananas

62-  You just killed someone!  WHERE DO YOU PUT THE BODIES?! - in my house :} like i always do >:3

63-  They're not really dead!  Quick, do something! - oh they are *stabs tem again with a knife* ...there

64-  Which hand:  Left, right, or someone else's? - ah , what ?

65-  If A is more powerful than B and B is more powerful than C and C is more powerful than A, why isn't C more powerful than B? - satan knows . ask him

67-  You have to dance to save your life.  What dance do you do? - a boy -_- the closest one ( for example , damio if he was near me ... if he wasn't , i'd take another guy)

68-  THE CAT!  IS HE STILL IN THE BAG?! - no . it's in your head

69-  Any closing remarks? - ... huh ?

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